The Alley

May 15
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Denmark on the US Election

‘We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an
 election.  On one side there is a candidate who is a bitch who is a lawyer
and is
 married to a lawyer, and on the same side you have a second candidate who
is
 a lawyer and is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.
 
On the other side, you have a candidate who is a true war hero who is
married to a woman with a large chest who owns a beer distributorship.
 Is there a contest here?’